My Week With Rita

I ride the RTA to work everyday. I see some very interesting things...I used to share them on snapchat or with my friends, but the experiences were building too quickly to share!! I compiled a list of those "interesting" things. Some of them may be familiar to some of you...

1. The overly-friendly 6am bus. Everyone gets on the bus and says hello to each other, all the bus lights are on and my eyes are still half closed. They talk the entire time and they're annoyingly cheerful. Like am I the only person who realizes it's 6am...? 

2. The LoudPack Gang....(sigh)... this one raised so many questions. 2 guys dressed in MATCHING red jumpsuits. That was already a mental wtf moment. They proceeded to walk past me and there was a picture on their back. It said #LoudPackGang and it had a picture of some dead guy and said R.I.H... Now as you can imagine, I had soooo many questions. 

• why are y'all grown ass men matching....in public?
• where are y'all coats? 
• Did y'all really want us to see y'all jumpsuits that badly? (it was cold af)
• WTF IS LOUDPACK GANG???
• Why are y'all not ashamed to be walking around with that on y'all backs?
• Did your dead friend want to be remembered that way?
• Can I please know who designed the jumpsuits?

*No disrespect to any members of the LoudPack Gang or its affiliates

3. This big guy (black, kinda nerdy looking without the glasses) was at the hub and he kept staring at me and then into his phone so I just kept on going. He gets on my bus and sits in the front, still staring intently into his phone. He's like giddy and then I realize he's playing some fighting game. He's like "yeaaah" every like 4 minutes. Then he jumped up and was like "yeaaaah double kiiiiilllll". He knocked all his stuff down and everything. I about died right there in my seat. Like nigga it will never be that serious on the greater dayton RTA. 

4. So how about this bus driver....She's an older lady always has on like a thousand coats plus a hat. She used to be so timely too. Well one day it was like super cold outside and she didn't have the heat on. I'm like ok maybe I'm tripping...maybe I'm just cold because I'm sick. Then she stops the bus in this random ass place, gets off, leaves the door open and smokes a cigarette. I'm like no she didn't. This is not happening but it was because I could smell the cigarette and yall know I fucking hate cigarettes. I'm like this bitch done lost her mind. And she was a nice old lady...at first so I was trying not to call her a bitch in my head...but I was in disbelief.  She proceeded to do this for the next 3 days -_-

5. OMG this dude on the bus, nerdy looking super tall white guy, must always be like in the zone when he's listening to his music. He started tap dancing in his seat. I heard this noise and it sounds like something is hitting the bus...like someones throwing rocks at the bus. I turn my music down and then I realize where the noise is coming from. The guy diagonally in front of me is going ham with his feet on the floor. I'm like ok dude...cool but stop. It's 6am, they're all talking...the last thing this bus needs is more noise at this hour. The next day (Friday) he's back again. Only I didn't notice because I was looking out the window, listening to music. All of a sudden I hear this noise over my music. I'm like wtf is that? I turn my music down and this non nigga is singing!! Like out loud i'm in the shower and no one can hear me singing. It instantly channeled my inner Simon Cowell...

6. My favorite color is purple. I can appreciate purple things, except this bitch took it overboard. Like I had to do a double take. Purple hair, purple stroller for her baby, purple shirt, purple boots, purple eye shadow, purple phone case, and purple hat on her older daughter. I was just thinking like man I like purple but this is doing the absolute most...like why do you have purple hair...it matches so perfectly with the red lips on your neck... Anything in excess is...ugly

7. How about I saw the fakest friends ever!!! It's the 16th of January and they're talking about "Happy New Year Friend" -_- #NO

8. #Thatawkwardmomentwhenyourbusdrivertakesoffherglasses #tf #bitchcanyousee? That was just so strange to me like...do you really need your glasses on or naw?? Because you had them on most of the way...I wear glasses and it's not a part time commitment...It's a full time job...I suppose everyone's vision is different though....I suppose...

All of this happened this week...the 6am bus has been for about a month though