Remember When FB had Notes?

So I got my first real job back in 2009. I worked at Sears in the Dayton Mall. I learned, real quick, that my patience for adults was limited. 

I used to write fb notes before I got into blogging. I forgot all about them until they started popping up in my fb memories. Sometime last week, a note I wrote about my experience as a cashier popped up in my facebook memories. There are some things about me that haven’t changed...I find that to be very interesting lol

Here’s the note written by 17 year old Ashley:
(I’m not going to make any edits. I’m going to leave it the way 17 year old Ashley wrote it)

Title: Things I Hate About Being A Cashier

1. When I’m opening up my registers and there is a sign that says This Cashwrap is closed go somewhere else and people still stand there and say can i ring out here...Does it look like i’m open..HELL NO take yo ass to a register that dont have a sign big as day that says i’m closed.
2. When customers say they saw a sign that said the shirt was 40% off and you gotta go all the way across the damn store just to prove to they wrong..READ PEOPLE it ain’t that hard.
3. When people return like 90 million things with 90 million receipts and then don’t know what stuff is on what receipt.
4. The store close at nine and the customer walks in at 8:59 talkin bout where is your juniors department..BITCH WE CLOSED!
5. When customers come up to the cashwrap asking you questions then when you go to answer the question they wanna answer they phone..RUDE ASS
6. When you page CODE 3 (which means i have a long line and need some help) and nobody comes
7. When customers agree to open up a card then don’t know they social security number..You like 30 how the hell don’t you know yo social security number
8. When customers try to return underwear that was from two months ago..REALLY DUDE??
9. When i’m working with one customer and then the next customer puts their stuff on the counter and stands all up in our bubble...back yo ass up i’ll get to you when I get to you..
10. When a customer wants to buy like 8 zillion things and then wants to say “look i’m in a hurry can you move faster” nope i think i’ll slow down
11. When customers come up to the register with an attitude then wanna take it out on me..bitch you attitude is bad but mine is worse please calm your angry ass down… i don’t care enough to put up with that kinda bull..
12. This just made me realize what i hate most...PEOPLE!!!

And that concludes this thing…

OK WOW!!!! Those lower case Is were very difficult to type as a 29 year old educator. This whole thing is a hot mess, but it does take me back lol I hated that damn job. My favorite part was counting down the registers at the end of the night. It was like a little game. 

Did you ever write facebook notes?
Have you ever worked retail?

Thanks for reading! 

And look what I was able to dig up from the archives lmao 18 year old Ashley in her Sears uniform...enjoy lol I wasn't suppose to wear jeans, but we all know I'm a rebel ;)