Commercial Break- Rodney

This is a short story about one of the guys I matched with on BLK, with a sprinkle of 2 other guys. At the time that Rodney and I matched, I was deeply entangled with Charlie and Danny and I were handling our business. 

Even though I had two boys, I wasn’t fully satisfied. I wanted more. Charlie worked late sometimes and wasn’t as needy as I was and Danny has a daughter that stays with him for two weeks at a time. I felt like I needed one more guy to make my rotation complete. On my journey to finding this third guy, there were two other guys that stood out. Check out a couple of snippets from two of the guys that didn’t make the cut:

The first one is Ty. He was very bold which emboldened me. I be talking shit yall lol Things with Ty didn’t work out because he was in Cincinnati and I wasn’t trying to travel that far just for sex. It was only 45 minutes but that was enough to take him out of the running. 

The second two are J. J was not okay. J was fighting demons and I was 100% he was looking for someone to fight them for him lol I was not looking for a project. I was just looking for dick. 

Rodney got my attention with his consistency. Every morning there was a good morning and every evening he wanted to know about my day. He works 3rd shift so he was getting off when I was headed to work and he would be waking up by the time I got home. It worked out pretty well, surprisingly. My favorite thing about him was that he loved to facetime. At the time, that was important to me. He would facetime me first thing in the morning and compliment my “morning glow”. 

Fun fact: Rodney and I have never met.

I know I just spent all the time singing his praises buuuuut… I knew fairly early on that I was probably never going to sleep with him. As I mentioned, he liked to facetime. I was all about it. In our first 3 calls, I learned a lot of information about him. 1. He believes in Kevin Samuels, 2. He has a crazy gun wielding ex, and 3. He has an abnormally large penis. I didn’t engage in the Kevin Samuels debates he wanted to have. I inquired about the crazy ex and it scared me. She drives up and down his street, follows people who leave his house, and calls him all the time and tells him that no one else can have him. I wonder what parts of the story are missing, but I heard enough that I told him I would never go to his house. He offered to show me his large penis and I said no…at first. 

When he’s not sharing these wild outlandish tales and discussing Kevin Samuels, he is fun to talk to. I never laughed so much! That’s why I continued to talk to him even though I knew I would probably not see him. 

One night, I was at my friend’s game night and he called me. I ignored the call at first, but then he called again. I went to a private room to take the call and this time when he asked me if I wanted to see his penis, I said yes. He was correct. That was the biggest penis I had ever seen and it was soft. He asked me if I wanted him to wake it up and I said no. I was scared! I do believe there is such a thing as too much dick. He had too much dick. I’m not sure that would even be pleasurable. 

Shortly after that night, Rodney and I stopped talking. We would miss each other’s phone calls and then eventually, we stopped calling. 

Ironically, as I started working on this post, he hit me up. We have since begun talking again, but as friends. There doesn’t seem to be this underlying sexual desire. At least not on my end. And he called me just now as I was making edits and the first thing he asked me was when I was going to disrespect his face? LMFAO. So disregard that underlying sexual desire comment. He is the guy who offered the FWB deal I was talking about it in my story yesterday. I declined, obvi. I did share with him that I’m not in a good place to enter any potential situationships, relationships, or anything. He was very understanding and appreciative of my honesty. 

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